Who wants a faq when you can have a nsfaq?! i.e. Not so frequently asked questions. =D They're the interesting ones I tell you. =P
Vonny: is it true that you once ate a frog with peanut butter on it? now, don't lie. no good ever came from lying feeshee.
Me: It's TRUE! How'd you know?! Oh, wait. you were right there eating it with me. =D
Vonny: do you believe in FREE hugs?
Me: yus! My love don't cost a thing. And neither does J-Lo's apparently.
Lauren: Have you ever broken the law?
Me: Mebbe. *shifty eyes* I think I ran over a bird the other day. I'm a murderer!!!!
Vonny: What is your stand on cookie stealing?
Me: Well...it depends. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me?! It couldn't be!! [but really, it was. OM NOM NOM!!!!]
Lauren: what games did u play when u were little?
Me: Kiss and catch, witches and princesses, bullrush, guess who, stuff on my nifty gameboy pocket gold. =D
Vonny: can everything be fixed with stickytape?
Me: YES! ripped paper? sticky tape! broken fence? STICKY TAAAAPE! broken arm? um....STICKY TAPE!!!!!! >.>
Lauren: What colour socks are you wearing?
Me: Invisi-colour! a.k.a. none. =P
Lauren: what kind of fairy would you be?
Me: The tooth fairy. Parents are silly and don't believe I exist, so when they leave the money out, I take it for myself. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Vonny: Can you knit?
Me: I can knit a knot. >.>
Lauren: Something you would never try?
Me: Bulls testicles. 'nuff said.
Vonny: do you have ANY idea how long it takes to get from point A to point B? And why would you want to get to point B anyway? Isn't point C better? DOES POINT C EVEN EXIST?! If so, where does it exist?!
Me: um.....PASS! j/k. It takes approximately 10 minutes from point A to point B. You want to go to point B because if you don't, you'll ruin the alphabet! Yes. Point C is better and exists after B. But we're lazy. so we're only going to point B. =D
THE END!
Thankies to Von Schnitzel and Lozzikins for the lovely questions. XD
Later operator!
xx
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